my happiness is like
a blood sugar spike
since broadway shows
feature inveighed starfish
i sob in the lobby
of the westin bonaventure
and stilted centurions
occupy parliament
the interregnum
will be bloody and brief
so i shamelessly camp
in first person shooters
we take whitmanian refuge
in the kowloon walled city
as the proxy war
induces caesar sadness
fasten your ponytail
the wine moms
as you know
will get into fender benders
but west coast bagels
taste like wd-40
and brendan fraser
had ten percent body fat